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I had a job repairing watches

But I was always working overtime

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The steering wheel

2. I’m so good at using a machete.

Just ask some Rwandan guys about me

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A buddy and I are going to Golden Corral to offend as many boomers as possible tomorrow. Please drop your most twisted jokes for us to use.

4. Why there are no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't take medicine on an empty stomach 💀

5. What do you call it when you smash a pregnant woman

A Threesome

6. What did the Chinese kid say to the American kid?

"This bag is not a toy"

7. Why don't the Japanese people do shroom?

Because the last time someone gave them mushrooms a lot of people turn into smoke

8. Yo mama so fat, when she eats bacon, she skews the commodities market for pork bellies.

9. Yo mama so fat, when she ate king size chocolate bars, she accidentally created a world monarchy.

10. Sometimes, I lose the will to live...

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